What is the world coming to?

This takes Yuppyish the “make your baby smarter with Mozart” concept into the realm of New Age cure-all healing.  Wow.

Also note that it doesn’t seem to be an actual CD available anywhere, nor does it contain any original music, despite the catchy titles like “Regrowth With Healing Sounds Of The Ocean” and “Follicular Miniaturization“. It’s just a digital repackaging of pre-existing classical music tracks and nature sounds.  I mean, if you’re going to try and make a buck playing on people’s insecurities, might as well be efficient [ahmmm... lazy] about it, right?